Every week the Zombie Cookbook brings you more evidence of the impending zombie-apocalypse. We sure do enjoy being at the top of the foodchain; otherwise we'd have to resort to hunting and eating each other and that's just no way to treat your friends...
Eating humans might be seen as a depraved form of cannibalism, but the graph above provides ample evidence that we're something completely different. While we could of shamble down the path of what zombies in the movies might represent,we're an old fashioned bunch of zombies, so we'll just stick to snapping at the lot of you whenever we get the chance. We've found this list of pre-Romero films on the web, and we think it might be worthwhile to check these out for a change of flavour; old school.
Could we be looking at zombies 2.0 in the near future? Some British boffin claims he isolated the gene to re-grow body parts, claiming that: "If we know what is happening when tissues are regenerated under normal circumstances, we can begin to formulate how to replace damaged and diseased organs, tissues and cells in an organised and safe way following an injury caused by trauma or disease."Injury or disease ey? We're talking universal soldier zombies, baby! Eternal feeding frenzies can be ours!
If only we could get this guy to stop spreading the word on how to prepare for our day of uprising. Or actually... Let them read. There's more of us anyway.
The Zombie Cookbook will be back this friday, keep spreading the horde!
Eating humans might be seen as a depraved form of cannibalism, but the graph above provides ample evidence that we're something completely different. While we could of shamble down the path of what zombies in the movies might represent,
Could we be looking at zombies 2.0 in the near future? Some British boffin
If only we could get this guy to stop spreading the word
The Zombie Cookbook will be back this friday, keep spreading the horde!
