Every week the Zombie Cookbook brings you more evidence of the impending zombie-apocalypse. In this week's episode we're going to be focusing on the bright side of a future over run with zombie-overlords. Especially for you.
For me, you ask? Yes, you. Since we're already partial to the zombie-perspective, all that's left for us to do is to enlighten you in the ways of the zombie and tell you why you should embrace our apocalyptic worldview. But don't take our word for it; cold hard science is on our side!
Apparently some head doctors decided it would be a good idea to use troubled (i.e. whiny) fictional teenagers - one of which is actually a hundred year old 'teenager' - to diagnose psychiatric problems in actual troubled (possibly also whiny) teenagers. Since we're really big 'fans' of Twilight we decided to take this hypothesis one step further and help psychiatry along a bit.
I mean... Why use some sparkly-ass vampire with arrested development and a self-loathing, insecure shell of a girl to explain your brain to you? Zombies have been eating brain for years, we're way more in the know than some undead teenager and his bitchy prey!
Considering the sole reason for us to enlighten you is to fatten your brains so we can eat them, we think it's only fair to give you a heads up on the way the remnants of our brain are wired.
Without further ado, please allow us to introduce to you, our very own independent expert: Dr. Steven C. Schlozman. We'll let our trustworthy doctor explain our Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome. And while you're distracted doing that, don't be alarmed by us kindly guitar slinging-zombies ganging up on you in the background...
For me, you ask? Yes, you. Since we're already partial to the zombie-perspective, all that's left for us to do is to enlighten you in the ways of the zombie and tell you why you should embrace our apocalyptic worldview. But don't take our word for it; cold hard science is on our side!
Apparently some head doctors decided it would be a good idea to use troubled (i.e. whiny) fictional teenagers - one of which is actually a hundred year old 'teenager' - to diagnose psychiatric problems in actual troubled (possibly also whiny) teenagers.
I mean... Why use some sparkly-ass vampire with arrested development and a self-loathing, insecure shell of a girl to explain your brain to you? Zombies have been eating brain for years, we're way more in the know than some undead teenager and his bitchy prey!
Considering the sole reason for us to enlighten you is to fatten your brains so we can eat them, we think it's only fair to give you a heads up on the way the remnants of our brain are wired.
Without further ado, please allow us to introduce to you, our very own independent expert: Dr. Steven C. Schlozman. We'll let our trustworthy doctor explain our Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome
