Emergency Broadcast: Take a Pounding

This message will be repeated once a week, every week. How are our favorite Ambulatory Viral Hosts doing? We'd like to kick-start this monday with a formal introduction to our latest addition: Pounding skullcrusher Jerome.

Having slapped some serious bass in his own band Pound, he has now joined forces with our horde, in a joint effort with Count Jelleneck and Bloodmath for our latest recording. We're still on the lookout for a new host with plenty of vocal chops. In other words: if you are someone, or know someone who feels frisky enough to tackle the vocals on one of our songs, feel free to drop us a line.

We're working on our full length and we'd love for you guys to send us some artwork for The Zombie Cookbook. The best designs will be included in our cover art! Undying fame can be yours!

In related news we're close to cornering a famous target any day now. As soon as this is confirmed, we'll provide you with a formal introduction as per usual.

In the meantime, keep spreading the doctrine and tell all your friends, the Zombie Cookbook is here to stay.

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