Every week the Zombie Cookbook brings you further evidence of the impending zombie-apocalypse. In this weeks episode, we'd like to focus more on the more romantic aspect of the Undead. With last week's new release being all bluesy and loveydovey and all, it just seemed appropriate. So here we go.
The father and brother of a 48-year-old Algerian woman have been arrested for imprisoning her in their sheep pen for 30 years, media reported on Monday. According to reports, the father had confined the woman to avoid a scandal, after she had been bit at the age of 18.
Police from the southern Algerian city went to the family farm in a remote Algerian village after receiving a tip. They found the woman tied up like an animal among the sheep and goats and dressed in filthy rags. She was unable to speak and appeared disoriented.
If you ask the Zombie Cookbook, this is a clear cut case that all boils down to the following rule: People, don't keep your loved ones near you once they're bit. It's a bad idea, and not just because the cops could get involved. Remember Dawn of the Dead? You really don't want to learn the hard way that you shouldn't be trying to bring your loved ones back to life. Especially dead girlfriends.
Face it bub, when The Zombie Cookbook bites, she's ours.
The father and brother of a 48-year-old Algerian woman have been arrested for imprisoning her in their sheep pen for 30 years, media reported on Monday. According to reports, the father had confined the woman to avoid a scandal, after she had been bit at the age of 18.
Police from the southern Algerian city went to the family farm in a remote Algerian village after receiving a tip. They found the woman tied up like an animal among the sheep and goats and dressed in filthy rags. She was unable to speak and appeared disoriented.
If you ask the Zombie Cookbook, this is a clear cut case that all boils down to the following rule: People, don't keep your loved ones near you once they're bit. It's a bad idea, and not just because the cops could get involved. Remember Dawn of the Dead? You really don't want to learn the hard way that you shouldn't be trying to bring your loved ones back to life. Especially dead girlfriends.
Face it bub, when The Zombie Cookbook bites, she's ours.
