Every week the Zombie Cookbook brings you evidence of the impending zombie-apocalypse. In this week's episode no news on the toxic ashes of death. Instead a much more sinister (though blatantly obvious) sign of our inevitable rise to power: Courtney Love is dead.
We've suspected this all along, but our suspicions were only officially confirmed this week, when Courtney bravely heralded the oncoming apocalypse by using an NME interview to declare herself dead. "Courtney Love is dead. We've all decided that we don't like her anymore," she claimed.
"We love her when she feeds onstage, but we can't sustain her for the rest of eternity," it was added. The Zombie Cookbook suspects that combating Courtney in undeath will hardly prove as successful as combating her former rashes.
So alone
In her interview with NME, the artist formerly known as Courtney Love also stated that she got "sick" of answering questions about her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.
"I don't know what he'd eat now, he could be into society girls, he could be into fat girls, he could be homosexual. We don't know, he died at 27. I haven't seen him since, I am so alone, it's freaky," the singer admitted late last year.
The 45 year old has been placed under the temporary guardianship. Her exact whereabouts are unknown. No reason was given for the decision.
Origin story at the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8633339.stm
We've suspected this all along, but our suspicions were only officially confirmed this week, when Courtney bravely heralded the oncoming apocalypse by using an NME interview to declare herself dead. "Courtney Love is dead. We've all decided that we don't like her anymore," she claimed.
"We love her when she feeds onstage, but we can't sustain her for the rest of eternity," it was added. The Zombie Cookbook suspects that combating Courtney in undeath will hardly prove as successful as combating her former rashes.
So alone
In her interview with NME, the artist formerly known as Courtney Love also stated that she got "sick" of answering questions about her marriage to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.
"I don't know what he'd eat now, he could be into society girls, he could be into fat girls, he could be homosexual. We don't know, he died at 27. I haven't seen him since, I am so alone, it's freaky," the singer admitted late last year.
The 45 year old has been placed under the temporary guardianship. Her exact whereabouts are unknown. No reason was given for the decision.
Origin story at the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8633339.stm
