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Brain Preservation Technology Prize: A Proposal for Immortality or Zombie Supermarket?
Longevity and immortality (in a non-sparkling ‘go-away-Edward-you’re-gay’ way). Sound good to you? How about immortality via storage of the brain? Sounds great to us! Check out what Mr. Ken has in store for us here.
Let us explain Mr. Ken's masterplan. This bloke has spent years developing techniques to scan the brain, and record what’s happening inside. He reckons that we may all be able to see the future years from now, and then essentially live forever. How? Just a few hours before you kick the bucket, freeze dry your harddrive, chop it up into teenieweenie bits and shove ‘em into a digital harddrive. Hey presto: life everlasting! Given enough cash, Mr. Ken think he can have brain preservation technology available in as little as five years! Most of us will still be around by then! Brain popsicles, anyone?
In conclusion, though Mr. Ken believes that the science of brain preservation is near, we’d rather have our hand near brains.
In other news, two women have apparently tried to smuggle a little snack aboard a plane, claiming that their beloved Willi was still alive, and was strapped into his chair “to keep him there”. According to the two women: "You cannot carry a dead person to Germany, there is too much bureacracy. How else can you bring a dead person to Germany?" Actually, the question is more likely to be whether the dead will stay in Germany...
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Let us explain Mr. Ken's masterplan. This bloke has spent years developing techniques to scan the brain, and record what’s happening inside. He reckons that we may all be able to see the future years from now, and then essentially live forever. How? Just a few hours before you kick the bucket, freeze dry your harddrive, chop it up into teenieweenie bits and shove ‘em into a digital harddrive. Hey presto: life everlasting! Given enough cash, Mr. Ken think he can have brain preservation technology available in as little as five years! Most of us will still be around by then! Brain popsicles, anyone?
In conclusion, though Mr. Ken believes that the science of brain preservation is near, we’d rather have our hand near brains.
In other news, two women have apparently tried to smuggle a little snack aboard a plane, claiming that their beloved Willi was still alive, and was strapped into his chair “to keep him there”. According to the two women: "You cannot carry a dead person to Germany, there is too much bureacracy. How else can you bring a dead person to Germany?" Actually, the question is more likely to be whether the dead will stay in Germany...
The Zombie Cookbook reporting live-ish, but only just.
