Stages I through III of necrotic degradation

For you zombienerds out there, I have found some interesting stuff to read up upon.

For example, did you know that:

- That in August of 1892, a zombie plague that begun among Chinese laborers in the sugar cane fields of Oahu spread to Honolulu.
- That well-fed zombies tend to be picky eaters?
- That Louis "I-invented-that-making-milkystuff-coming-from-cows-more-drinkable-process" Pasteur was gravely injured while attempting to administer a vaccine prototype to a zombie in Paris?

You didn't huh? Now get cracking. If you don't know everything by next week: I'll eat your brain. You're not using it anyway.