(TZCNN) -- The Justin Bieber strain of zombie infection is so strong, it's kept his name in the top 10 of World Health Organisation topics for weeks on end, has caused injuries resulting from a shopping mall brawl, and has even spread to schools.
It has been reported that the first case of the Bieber Fever was acknowledged after an outbreak in a Long Island mall last November, according to The New York Times. Authorities had tried in vain to ‘pacify’ the crowd of 3,000 Biebers overtaking the storefront shortly after the start of the outbreak.
If you're not a "Bieber" just yet, count yourself lucky. Video footage of a younger Bieber have helped Justin and his followers turn his ever growing fan base into a feeding frenzy. It has also helped them take a bite out of those who would dismiss Bieber as a relic from the pop industrial complex, rather than an Ambulatory Viral Host.
"Adult Biebers can smell when someone is trying to escape from them and usually manage to shove you down their throat before you do," experts say. "This is a little more than a buffet. Make sure you don’t get cut on this, because the smell’s how the Biebers got here in the first place."
Bieber Fever hasn't crossed the pond as far as we know - reports of the Bieber Fever are still far and few between in Europe - "There's an awareness of it now. You can't argue that that's not happening, in the past month especially."
The Biebers show their collective hunting skills by engorging on as much as 1.6 million-plus newly infected Biebers. "People consider him a best friend, like another version of Taylor Swift," some said. "There's nothing friendly about them -- adults even take children. They're threatening."
It has been reported that the first case of the Bieber Fever was acknowledged after an outbreak in a Long Island mall last November, according to The New York Times. Authorities had tried in vain to ‘pacify’ the crowd of 3,000 Biebers overtaking the storefront shortly after the start of the outbreak.
If you're not a "Bieber" just yet, count yourself lucky. Video footage of a younger Bieber have helped Justin and his followers turn his ever growing fan base into a feeding frenzy. It has also helped them take a bite out of those who would dismiss Bieber as a relic from the pop industrial complex, rather than an Ambulatory Viral Host.
"Adult Biebers can smell when someone is trying to escape from them and usually manage to shove you down their throat before you do," experts say. "This is a little more than a buffet. Make sure you don’t get cut on this, because the smell’s how the Biebers got here in the first place."
Bieber Fever hasn't crossed the pond as far as we know - reports of the Bieber Fever are still far and few between in Europe - "There's an awareness of it now. You can't argue that that's not happening, in the past month especially."
The Biebers show their collective hunting skills by engorging on as much as 1.6 million-plus newly infected Biebers. "People consider him a best friend, like another version of Taylor Swift," some said. "There's nothing friendly about them -- adults even take children. They're threatening."
